We try to find humor in our daily challenges, our annoyances or just things that we find funny in our daily lives in the retail real estate industry. We try not to take ourselves too seriously. If we generate more smiles than groans, cringes, head scratches or blank stares, we will feel as though we’ve succeeded. We try to generate a new cartoon once a month.
The worst pick-up line
Algorithm Annoyance
RECon 2018 – The Line-up
Overstored U.S. … or maybe understored?
Clicks to bricks – An online shopping inspired center
Bitcoin – Keeping up with the value
Two Car Garage – When online shopping gets a bit excessive
Voice Premonition – A play on voice recognition with the foreboding of what might be in store next
Media Center Comic – Take a swing
Special Ruler Comic – Getting it just right
Restaurant Row Comic – A daily conversation you may find yourself in with coworkers
Trophy Property Comic – This one may resonate with the Baby Boomers more but this was very common
Tinted Windows Comic – A close relationship with the vendor and architects
Halloween Comic – When Batman needs some more personal branding
ICSC RECon Comic – Flashy guy
Omni-channel Retail Comic – Home shopping
ICSC RECon Comic – Uber Tut
Coming Soon Sign Comic – Asterisk
Budget Season Comic – Sorry, fully booked
Undercover Comic – Off Market Deal
Marketing Comic – End Caps Available
Leasing Comic – Anchor Lease Negotiations
ICSC RECon Comic – Five Cap
ICSC RECon Comic – Rookie
Leasing Comic – Sammy’s Subs
Crowdsourcing Comic – Rent is due
Food Trucks Comic – No parking
Leasing Comic – NNN Confusion
Architect Comic – Unicorns and Rainbows
Retail Comic – Hold The Cheese
Lifestyle Centers Comic – Everything You Need
Acquisitions Comic – Seller Logic
Commercial Real Estate Comic – Short Form Lease
Retail Comic – Six Months Lease
Nail Salon Comic – Nail Salon Surprise
Online Shopping Comic – A Case For Brick & Mortar
Broker Comic – Broker of the Year
Sustainability Comic – Sight Line Struggles
We hope you’ve enjoyed our commercial real estate comics.
NOTE: Readers of our comic blog are free to share, copy or use our cartoons, we only ask that you attribute any public use to Linear Retail Properties with a link to our website linearretail.com